Hey Dad!

Can I have a Stanley Quencher?

Because "we have that at home" is either a lie or a verdict.

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Every product the child asks for gets one of three verdicts:

Yes.

It's actually good. Dad looked it up. Buy the thing.

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Meh.

Fine, but there's probably something better for less money.

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No.

We have that at home. Or we will. Trust the process.